Rap Contest
The winner of the Contest below is “That guy”. I’m sending him an email right now to get his address. In my opinion, he had the best best acai rap, although it was a very close race with zero basement in 2nd place.
Win a Six (6) Month Supply of Acai Berry Extract for your Best Acai Rap!
Purpose: There has been a lot of bad press lately about acai companies scamming consumers out of money from acai berry offers. In order to show that acai is not a total scam, I have decided to just give out a free six (6) month supply of acai berry extract to whoever can spit the best rap about acai.
Contest: From May 1, 2009, through July 15, 2009, anyone can submit their own rap about acai at the bottom of this page (one allowed per person). At a minimum, the rap needs eight (8) lines and can be as long as you feel necessary. You could write a verse, a chorus, or even a whole song with a chorus. I will then judge which rap I feel is the best out of all of the submissions. Your rap can be complex, witty, funny, creative, etc. I will then post the name of the winner on my website and order them a six (6) month supply of acai berry extract. Please enter a valid email address if you think you have a decent chance of winning, so that I can contact the winner to get their address to send the acai (your email will not be published on the site, but I will have access to it through my database). There are no catches or gimmicks and shipping is covered as well.
Note: Your rap will not immediately show up because I need to make sure it is not spam.
Example: I previously wrote my own acai berry rap and have posted it as the first rap.
Now everybody who likes acai, put your motherf*&^%$ hands up
Check check, Uh
Yo I stay fly with the A. C. A. I.
But government officials be hatin’ the berry… i got two words “so unnecessary”
This berry takes care of you most proper, just watch your back for misleading offers
The free radical stopper, antioxidants higher than a voice at the opera
Movin’ bricks of acai with mad boats and choppers
Playa’, you think Acai is a freakin game?
Energy levels goin’ through the roof like a hurricane
Got Brazilians on speed dial and using their first names
Shipping me capsules, powders, juice, and thangs
Acai in your spam box can lead to mad frustration
Better Business Bureau crackin’ down on shady corporations
Steppin’ to legit acai will lead to permanent detoxification
Make a true playa’ in this game possibly have a feeling of elation
Poppin’ bottles of acai in the club every night
That freeze-dried kind yeah gotta do it right
Blueberry, I’m calling you out son, you better be hesitant
I’m not only a client, I’m the acai berry president (crowd goes wild)
A-C-A-I
Every day that passes by
Every meal I have is fine
Because I add
The A the C the A the I
Berry fruit
From a berry palm
A tasty treat
A tasty balm
It’s good for you
It’s good to eat
It’s taste is nice
it’s taste is sweet
It helps your skin
It helps your eye
The A the C the A the I
Put in prospective
The greatest thing on Earth
The birth of a movement
of unaccountable worth
Bringing knowledge to the masses
Educating, inspiring
Getting folks off their A$$e$
To fight for what’s right
yeah, a tired cliche
But it’s true
A-C-A-I it speaks for itself
What more can I do
With the incantation of this strange fruit
my reinvented heart a lute
played with a nightingales caroling,
i combine the treasures each seasons bring
a new language for my soul,
composed beneath an Acai berry waterfall,
i have summer in winter
all year long a perfect azure.
The moon narrates the chapters of my heart
with this strange fruit i now play a new part.
Acai’s blowing up like meth labs, so I’m showing love with fresh raps
Knock on your door, box on the floor, you know it’s us with extract
See, my laptops have spam block; I’ve read heaps of magazines
Scam me? Damn these… wet dreams and fantasies
How I’ve problems with outright fraudulence
But antioxidants? - that’s like common sense
Money back guarantee; buddy that’s kerosene
on the fire. Got the fiber, running packs here to Queens
Pumping up my Reeboks, loving all the detox
Here’s my entry, now send me a free box!
you wanna live life healthy? get rid of that wide belly?
then get some acai berry, its simple as binary,
’cause just like a library, you should check it out
it can lower your cholesterol count and clean your intestines out
WOW!!!
it flushes out many intoxicants in your body with
anti oxidents and its omega content
so look, it should be obvious that you gotta get
a bottle of it quick with all the good things that its got in it
it would be a positive step toward weight loss
that stays off burning calories like napalm
converting them back into more energy than A-bombs and it keeps your skin looking great like avon
the list goes on and on so many benefits
now dont be hesitant when they’re almost giving it
away because it would be a crying shame
when they’ve made it so cheap and effortless for you to try today
Acai berry what/berry who/i could just bury u-with one hand while my other hand holdin my acai berry juice/i get very loose or i just steady cruise/sitn in my ride sipn my acai berry juice/fellaz like it-ladies like it-i love it to/acai berry all around i’ll even save some for you/so wonderful sip and get comfortable/drink it in da winter and da summer to/dis is wat i do/u should do it to/Si so fly while sipn my acai berry juice! Silence-Jersey
Good luck everyone. Today is the last day to submit your acai raps. I appreciate everyone who took the time time to write a rap. I will be choosing the winner most likely tomorrow and then getting their contact info to send the acai berry extract.
who was the winner?
The winner is That guy, who I’m currently sending an email to give him the news.
This is excellent! I love these great lines! Congrats to That guy !!